Sam Darnold Admits To Seeing Ghosts, Internet Ruthlessly Mocks Him For Some Reason
During this 24-0 shellacking, ESPN went to their regularly scheduled Mic’d Up segment where Sam Darnold admitted to something frankly shocking. Apparently during his bout with mononucleosis Sam Darnold picked up the ability to see into another dimension, one filled with ghosts and potentially other creatures he has yet to name. And the internet is mocking this man! This should be a national emergency. This close to Halloween, in New York City – the home of the literal Ghost Busters – and people are just having a hearty laugh at his expense. I want a full scale investigation launched into this sighting. This is a national emergency and I don’t care for the lackadaisical attitude of this nation right now. When the ghosts take over I hope they read this blog and respect my fear of them and spare myself as well as my family. The rest of you are on your own.
As for the Patriots defense, those aren’t ghosts – those are Boogeymen.
